Two hundred press ups, an eight mile run, and a brisk swim around Cat Island were just a few of the activities Sgt. Major Floofybutt (never call him this) suggested we do as a way of entertaining ourselves during his interview. Had his back been up to it, that is! Which, lo and behold, it most certainly was not. So instead, we found a cosy patch in the forest, curled up under a tree, and got ready to discuss, as he often referred to it… the good old days. Enjoy!

Would you rather befriend a Russian blue or a Siamese?
F – I would cheerfully befriend anyone prepared to swear an oath of allegiance to me, with unwavering loyalty and unquestioning obedience.

What kind of job do you have?
F – My job is to keep the rabble on this island from descending into absolute buffoonery. A very tall order, let me tell you!

How did you end up on the island?
F – I cannot divulge that kind of sensitive information without knowing your intentions! Who do you work for, eh?

What war(s) did you fight in? Oh, and which regiment of which military?
F – Who’s asking, eh? I might have a question or two for you, young pup! I will not be interrogated about my credentials by just any Tom, Dick or Harry. What’s your rank and serial number?

Pancakes or waffles?
F – These newfangled American breakfast foods are far too frivolous for me! Give me some corned beef with a side of Battenberg and custard any day of the week! And any hour of the day, actually


So that marks the end of our interview run, but Purrfect Date creators, Oli and Ruby, will be live on Twitch from 5pm tonight, ready to answer any questions you might have about the game, cats, dating… or dating cats. Full deets here!